The Straight Version
A woman is in critical condition after being struck by a fire truck in Norway.
The UNHINGED Take
Leave it to the fire department to turn a rescue mission into an active hit-and-run. Absolute muppets managed to be the emergency they were supposed to prevent.

The Bottom Line
TOTAL COMPETENCE FAILURE / 10
Leave it to the fire department to turn a rescue mission into an active hit-and-run.
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Leave it to the fire department to turn a rescue mission into an active hit-and-run. TOTAL COMPETENCE FAILURE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/no/kvinne-p-kj-rt-av-brannbil-kritisk-skadd #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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