The Straight Version
Gaute Larsen compares his former pupils Erling Haaland and Antonio Nusa ahead of their Champions League clash.
The UNHINGED Take
Larsen is sniffing pure delusion if he thinks Nusa has Haaland's killer instinct. One is a cyborg goal-machine, the other is just a glorified TikTok highlight reel.

The Bottom Line
CLINICAL DELUSION / 10
Larsen is sniffing pure delusion if he thinks Nusa has Haaland's killer instinct.
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Larsen is sniffing pure delusion if he thinks Nusa has Haaland's killer instinct. CLINICAL DELUSION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/no/trente-begge-jeg-var-mer-trygg-p-nusa #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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