The Straight Version
Zinedine Zidane announced his France Nations League squad, featuring a debut for Pablo Pagis and Mbappé's return.
The UNHINGED Take
Zidane is clearly sniffing glue if he thinks calling up Pagis solves anything. France is just a glorified retirement home for egos now.
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The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME / 10
Zidane is clearly sniffing glue if he thinks calling up Pagis solves anything.
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Zidane is clearly sniffing glue if he thinks calling up Pagis solves anything. COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME / 10 https://unhingednews.com/no/nations-league-zinedine-zidane-balances-surprise-and-continuity #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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