The Straight Version
French leftist Jean-Luc Mélenchon has surged as a major contender for the upcoming presidential election.
The UNHINGED Take
Watching this fossil try to ignite a revolution is like watching a damp match struggle in a hurricane. France is choosing between a circus fire and a funeral pyre.
The Bottom Line
CLOWN CAR CRASH / 10
Watching this fossil try to ignite a revolution is like watching a damp match struggle in a hurricane.
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Watching this fossil try to ignite a revolution is like watching a damp match struggle in a hurricane. CLOWN CAR CRASH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/no/radical-or-hero-france-debates-leftist-candidate-jean #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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