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Signalfeil: Full stans på Østfoldbanen

🇳🇴 Norway·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Aftenposten·4 Nov, 01:01 pm
Signalfeil: Full stans på Østfoldbanen — Norway
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The Straight Version

Signal failures have caused a complete halt of all traffic on the Østfold line.

The UNHINGED Take

Vy is essentially a glorified bus company that forgets how to run trains whenever the wind blows. Another day, another spectacular failure of our fossilized rail infrastructure.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE INFRASTRUCTURE EMBARRASSMENT / 10

Vy is essentially a glorified bus company that forgets how to run trains whenever the wind blows.

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