The Straight Version
All Blacks beat Scotland, keeping them scoreless after the break at Murrayfield.
The UNHINGED Take
Dave Rennie's men did a high‑noodled bashing, keeping Scotland scoreless, like a broken security system. Murrayfield felt more like a haunted bunker than a rugby ground – the Scots were zapped, not zapped up.
The Bottom Line
ZAP AND DROP / 10
Dave Rennie's men did a high‑noodled bashing, keeping Scotland scoreless, like a broken security system.
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Dave Rennie's men did a high‑noodled bashing, keeping Scotland scoreless, like a broken security system. ZAP AND DROP / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/all-blacks-squeeze-out-scots-after-most-challenging #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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