The Straight Version
Analysis: Five fresh new National Party MPs head to Parliament on Tuesday, but at what cost?
The UNHINGED Take
"Analysis: Five fresh new National Party MPs head to Parliament on Tuesday, but at what cost?" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
The Bottom Line
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"Analysis: Five fresh new National Party MPs head to Parliament on Tuesday, but at what cost?" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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