The Straight Version
A former Roslyn high school dropout transitioned from piloting aircraft to driving commercial buses in New Zealand.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine trading a cockpit for a bus steering wheel just to ferry miserable muppets around for minimum wage. Proper cooked career trajectory for a certified loose unit.

The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE BOTTOM TIER / 10
Imagine trading a cockpit for a bus steering wheel just to ferry miserable muppets around for minimum wage.
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Imagine trading a cockpit for a bus steering wheel just to ferry miserable muppets around for minimum wage. ABSOLUTE BOTTOM TIER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/all-passengers-have-a-story-to-tell-as #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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