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All passengers have a story to tell, as does the driver

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Post·6 Nov, 02:00 pm
All passengers have a story to tell, as does the driver — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

A former Roslyn high school dropout transitioned from piloting aircraft to driving commercial buses in New Zealand.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine trading a cockpit for a bus steering wheel just to ferry miserable muppets around for minimum wage. Proper cooked career trajectory for a certified loose unit.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE BOTTOM TIER / 10

Imagine trading a cockpit for a bus steering wheel just to ferry miserable muppets around for minimum wage.

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Imagine trading a cockpit for a bus steering wheel just to ferry miserable muppets around for minimum wage. ABSOLUTE BOTTOM TIER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/all-passengers-have-a-story-to-tell-as #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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