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How your votes are counted on election day

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: RNZ Politics·6 Nov, 10:29 am
How your votes are counted on election day — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Post-ballot, votes are tallied by talliers, machines, and the electorate, then announced in the Beehive.

The UNHINGED Take

The Beehive clowns think ballots are magic beans—flip them, and they shuffle boxes like a loo‑loose rat circus, hoping no one notices the chaos.

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The Bottom Line

HEAVY SNAFU / 10

The Beehive clowns think ballots are magic beans—flip them, and they shuffle boxes like a loo‑loose rat circus, hoping no one notices the chaos.

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The Beehive clowns think ballots are magic beans—flip them, and they shuffle boxes like a loo‑loose rat circus, hoping no one notices the chaos. HEAVY SNAFU / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/how-your-votes-are-counted-on-election-day #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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