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Americans to vote in US midterms: Trump's Republicans scramble to stop Democratic wave

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·3 Nov, 10:56 am
Americans to vote in US midterms: Trump's Republicans scramble to stop Democratic wave — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Republicans are fighting to maintain control of Congress as midterm elections approach in the United States.

The UNHINGED Take

The Yanks are absolute muppets playing musical chairs on a sinking ship while their most cooked president ever watches the dumpster fire from the Oval Office. It is pure terminal decline.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL TRAIN WRECK / 10

The Yanks are absolute muppets playing musical chairs on a sinking ship while their most cooked president ever watches the dumpster fire from the Oval Office.

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The Yanks are absolute muppets playing musical chairs on a sinking ship while their most cooked president ever watches the dumpster fire from the Oval Office. COLOSSAL TRAIN WRECK / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/americans-to-vote-in-us-midterms-trumps-republicans #NZE

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