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France's dermatology crisis: Patients desperate for appointments

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·3 Nov, 05:34 pm
France's dermatology crisis: Patients desperate for appointments — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

France faces dermatology crisis - half doctors retiring, 200k skin cancer cases each year, appointments scarce.

The UNHINGED Take

Half the derm squad in France are about to shrug retirees while a phantom 200k patients wait. 100 new docs a year—like a toothpick in a log jam. Bleeding skin, no mercy.

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SKIN SPAWN / 10

Half the derm squad in France are about to shrug retirees while a phantom 200k patients wait.

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Half the derm squad in France are about to shrug retirees while a phantom 200k patients wait. SKIN SPAWN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/frances-dermatology-crisis-patients-desperate-for-appointments #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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