The Straight Version
France faces dermatology crisis - half doctors retiring, 200k skin cancer cases each year, appointments scarce.
The UNHINGED Take
Half the derm squad in France are about to shrug retirees while a phantom 200k patients wait. 100 new docs a year—like a toothpick in a log jam. Bleeding skin, no mercy.

The Bottom Line
SKIN SPAWN / 10
Half the derm squad in France are about to shrug retirees while a phantom 200k patients wait.
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Half the derm squad in France are about to shrug retirees while a phantom 200k patients wait. SKIN SPAWN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/frances-dermatology-crisis-patients-desperate-for-appointments #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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