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Russian strikes on Dnipro kill two, injure 20 others

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·3 Nov, 05:24 pm
Russian strikes on Dnipro kill two, injure 20 others — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Russian drone strikes hit Dnipro, killing two civilians and injuring 20 in residential and medical areas.

The UNHINGED Take

Those Russian piques are full‑blown muppet whack‑art, scorching homes and hospitals, turning Dnipro into a bloody, burnt, bruised wasteland.

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WAR‑CRIME WASTELAND / 10

Those Russian piques are full‑blown muppet whack‑art, scorching homes and hospitals, turning Dnipro into a bloody, burnt, bruised wasteland.

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Those Russian piques are full‑blown muppet whack‑art, scorching homes and hospitals, turning Dnipro into a bloody, burnt, bruised wasteland. WAR‑CRIME WASTELAND / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/russian-strikes-on-dnipro-kill-two-injure-20 #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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