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Anthrax outbreak kills hippos in DR Congo’s Virunga National Park

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·2 Nov, 08:49 am
Anthrax outbreak kills hippos in DR Congo’s Virunga National Park — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

An anthrax outbreak combined with drought and conflict is killing hippos in DR Congo’s Virunga National Park.

The UNHINGED Take

"Anthrax outbreak kills hippos in DR Congo’s Virunga National Park" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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"Anthrax outbreak kills hippos in DR Congo’s Virunga National Park" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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