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Ryanair may freeze workers' pay and raise fares on higher fuel prices

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·2 Nov, 08:33 am
Ryanair may freeze workers' pay and raise fares on higher fuel prices — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Ryanair threatens to freeze staff pay and hike fares due to projected 2028 fuel cost increases.

The UNHINGED Take

Michael O'Leary is blaming a geopolitical powder keg to squeeze his staff and passengers dry. Absolute muppet wants us to fund his fuel bill while he counts his coins in Dublin.

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The Bottom Line

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Michael O'Leary is blaming a geopolitical powder keg to squeeze his staff and passengers dry.

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Michael O'Leary is blaming a geopolitical powder keg to squeeze his staff and passengers dry. MUNTED CORPORATE GREED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/ryanair-may-freeze-workers-pay-and-raise-fares #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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