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As it happened: Election campaign, 30 October

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: RNZ Politics·30 Oct, 04:10 am
As it happened: Election campaign, 30 October — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

ACT and NZ First greenlit a vote‑splitting ad while Greens deem it shameful and Labour calls the right a shambles.

The UNHINGED Take

ACT & NZ First, the polished beehive clowns, cook a vote‑splitting gravy while Greens whine like dinner guests and Labour cheers like a sausage‑roll circus.

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The Bottom Line

NEGATIVE IQ / 10

ACT & NZ First, the polished beehive clowns, cook a vote‑splitting gravy while Greens whine like dinner guests and Labour cheers like a sausage‑roll circus.

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ACT & NZ First, the polished beehive clowns, cook a vote‑splitting gravy while Greens whine like dinner guests and Labour cheers like a sausage‑roll circus. NEGATIVE IQ / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/as-it-happened-election-campaign-30-october #NZElection2026 #Unhing

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