The Straight Version
Three cars collided, blocking two Harbour Bridge lanes.
The UNHINGED Take
Three reckless muppets dumped onto Harbour Bridge, proving Auckland drivers are more stuntmen than motorists. The steel bridge gave them a failsafe to brag about ‘harbour‑bridge glory’ while traffic turned to sticky blame.
The Bottom Line
RECKLESSNESS GLORIFIES / 10
Three reckless muppets dumped onto Harbour Bridge, proving Auckland drivers are more stuntmen than motorists.
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