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Auckland couple’s ‘life at sea' dream in limbo as world cruise grounds to a halt

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Stuff·29 Oct, 09:01 pm
Auckland couple’s ‘life at sea' dream in limbo as world cruise grounds to a halt — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Odyssey aborts 3‑year voyage, Cambodia, 7‑hour notice to disembark after fuel price jump.

The UNHINGED Take

Odyssey hosed its crew like a broken ginger beer; passengers left to stomach a 7‑hour free vomit cruise, while the captain dealt in muppets until port.

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The Bottom Line

CANNED CRASH / 10

Odyssey hosed its crew like a broken ginger beer; passengers left to stomach a 7‑hour free vomit cruise, while the captain dealt in muppets until port.

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Odyssey hosed its crew like a broken ginger beer; passengers left to stomach a 7‑hour free vomit cruise, while the captain dealt in muppets until port. CANNED CRASH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/auckland-couples-life-at-sea-dream-in-limbo #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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