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NZ's rollback of climate policies 'staggering' - Climate Action Tracker

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: RNZ Politics·29 Oct, 09:08 pm
NZ's rollback of climate policies 'staggering' - Climate Action Tracker — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

New Zealand retracted climate policies, now owes largest share of offshore carbon credits globally.

The UNHINGED Take

Beehive clowns: you just sold the planet like a cup o' Fido-bait, and now you’re the biggest buyer in the world. Pass the kettle, your conscience is on mute.

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The Bottom Line

CLIMATE‑TRASH BABE RICH / 10

Beehive clowns: you just sold the planet like a cup o' Fido-bait, and now you’re the biggest buyer in the world.

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Beehive clowns: you just sold the planet like a cup o' Fido-bait, and now you’re the biggest buyer in the world. CLIMATE‑TRASH BABE RICH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/nzs-rollback-of-climate-policies-staggering-climate-action #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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