The Straight Version
Bayern Munich honored Harry Kane after a win while manager Vincent Kompany recovered from a pitch-side collapse.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine acting like a trophy-less wonder deserves a guard of honor while your manager is literally falling to bits on the grass. Absolute muppets celebrating mediocrity while their leader turns into a flat-battery.
The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL YAWN FEST / 10
Imagine acting like a trophy-less wonder deserves a guard of honor while your manager is literally falling to bits on the grass.
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Imagine acting like a trophy-less wonder deserves a guard of honor while your manager is literally falling to bits on the grass. COLOSSAL YAWN FEST / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/bayern-celebrate-kanes-ballon-dor-kompanys-discharge-with #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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