The Straight Version
EU leaders blocked Canada from becoming an associate member in a recent draft statement.
The UNHINGED Take
The EU is just keeping the gate shut so they don't have to share their misery with a bunch of hosers. Absolute munted bureaucracy acting like they're the cool kids club.

The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL DIPLOMATIC FAILURE / 10
The EU is just keeping the gate shut so they don't have to share their misery with a bunch of hosers.
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The EU is just keeping the gate shut so they don't have to share their misery with a bunch of hosers. COLOSSAL DIPLOMATIC FAILURE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/european-union-backtracks-on-canada-becoming-associate-member #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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