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European Union backtracks on Canada becoming ‘associate member’

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·29 Oct, 08:31 am
European Union backtracks on Canada becoming ‘associate member’ — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

EU leaders blocked Canada from becoming an associate member in a recent draft statement.

The UNHINGED Take

The EU is just keeping the gate shut so they don't have to share their misery with a bunch of hosers. Absolute munted bureaucracy acting like they're the cool kids club.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL DIPLOMATIC FAILURE / 10

The EU is just keeping the gate shut so they don't have to share their misery with a bunch of hosers.

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The EU is just keeping the gate shut so they don't have to share their misery with a bunch of hosers. COLOSSAL DIPLOMATIC FAILURE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/european-union-backtracks-on-canada-becoming-associate-member #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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