The Straight Version
Two helicopters collided over Everest, killing a passenger, while Shailesh Patel survived the blast.
The UNHINGED Take
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from ‘Before we could blink, boom’: "‘Before we could blink, boom’: Kiwi survivor recounts fatal Everest helicopter crash". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

The Bottom Line
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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from ‘Before we could blink, boom’: "‘Before we could blink, boom’: Kiwi survivor recounts fatal Everest helicopter crash".
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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from ‘Before we could blink, boom’: "‘Before we could blink, boom’: Kiwi survivor recounts fatal Everest helicopter crash". UNFILTERED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/before-we-could-blink-boom-kiwi-survivor-recoun
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