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‘Before we could blink, boom’: Kiwi survivor recounts fatal Everest helicopter crash

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Stuff·4 Nov, 04:45 pm
‘Before we could blink, boom’: Kiwi survivor recounts fatal Everest helicopter crash — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Two helicopters collided over Everest, killing a passenger, while Shailesh Patel survived the blast.

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from ‘Before we could blink, boom’: "‘Before we could blink, boom’: Kiwi survivor recounts fatal Everest helicopter crash". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from ‘Before we could blink, boom’: "‘Before we could blink, boom’: Kiwi survivor recounts fatal Everest helicopter crash".

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