The Straight Version
Lianne Cox converted a 128‑sq‑m plot beside Lyall Bay into a colourful coastal garden.
The UNHINGED Take
Cox’s 128‑sq‑m project claims to 'tame' wind, but it’s just a selfie‑spot for coffee‑lazy hounds. Wellington’s gales still scream & the architect’s ego is flat as a draughty house.
The Bottom Line
SHABBY GARDEN KING / 10
Cox’s 128‑sq‑m project claims to 'tame' wind, but it’s just a selfie‑spot for coffee‑lazy hounds.
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