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Black Caps bowlers drag India back with successive wickets in fifth T20

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Stuff Sport·1 Nov, 08:12 am
Black Caps bowlers drag India back with successive wickets in fifth T20 — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

The Black Caps bowlers took successive wickets against India during the fifth T20 match at Seddon Park.

The UNHINGED Take

The boys are finally showing some pulse in Hamilton, but let's be real: this is just rearranging deck chairs on a sinking cruise ship of mediocrity.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE MUNTED PERFORMANCE / 10

The boys are finally showing some pulse in Hamilton, but let's be real: this is just rearranging deck chairs on a sinking cruise ship of mediocrity.

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The boys are finally showing some pulse in Hamilton, but let's be real: this is just rearranging deck chairs on a sinking cruise ship of mediocrity. ABSOLUTE MUNTED PERFORMANCE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/black-caps-bowlers-drag-india-back-with-successive #NZElect

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