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LIVE: Rugby League World Cup: Tonga v Samoa

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: RNZ Pacific·1 Nov, 07:47 am
LIVE: Rugby League World Cup: Tonga v Samoa — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Tonga and Samoa face off in a high-stakes Rugby League World Cup pool match.

The UNHINGED Take

Just two teams of absolute units smashing each other into the dirt while the rest of us watch for the carnage. Pure, unadulterated islander aggression that puts our limp-wristed Beehive muppets to shame.

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The Bottom Line

BRAIN CONCUSSION CENTRAL / 10

Just two teams of absolute units smashing each other into the dirt while the rest of us watch for the carnage.

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