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Champions League: Paris Saint-Germain make easy work of Villarreal

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·4 Nov, 10:31 am
Champions League: Paris Saint-Germain make easy work of Villarreal — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Paris Saint-Germain demolished Villarreal 6-0 in a lopsided Champions League match decided within seventeen minutes.

The UNHINGED Take

Villarreal showed up just to get bent over and turned into an absolute state by halftime. That was not a football match, it was a public execution of professional dignity.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT / 10

Villarreal showed up just to get bent over and turned into an absolute state by halftime.

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