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DR Congo residents sue Chinese mining giant for widespread pollution

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·4 Nov, 10:22 am
DR Congo residents sue Chinese mining giant for widespread pollution — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Kolwezi residents are suing a Chinese mining giant and the government over catastrophic environmental pollution.

The UNHINGED Take

Standard corporate ghouls treating the planet like an open sewer while locals pay the price in toxic sludge. Absolute munted behavior from a bunch of heartless, coin-chasing muppets.

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TOXIC WASTE DUMP / 10

Standard corporate ghouls treating the planet like an open sewer while locals pay the price in toxic sludge.

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