The Straight Version
Electoral Commission reports voters casting multiple ballots, so they call police.
The UNHINGED Take
Greens happy, while Seymour waltzes into Matrix chasing salmon—voters double‑vote while the system squeaks like a duck in a mud pit.
The Bottom Line
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Greens happy, while Seymour waltzes into Matrix chasing salmon—voters double‑vote while the system squeaks like a duck in a mud pit.
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Greens happy, while Seymour waltzes into Matrix chasing salmon—voters double‑vote while the system squeaks like a duck in a mud pit. CHEAP MARKET STUB / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/election-live-electoral-commission-goes-to-police-over #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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