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NZ Rugby backs Super Rugby and NPC amid financial headwinds

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Stuff Sport·29 Oct, 02:11 am
NZ Rugby backs Super Rugby and NPC amid financial headwinds — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

N.Z. rugby backs Super Rugby & NPC to beat financial woes.

The UNHINGED Take

Super Rugby circles the game, NPC pockets profits, and sponsors chew us up like stale coffee while pooches, the beehive clowns keep it munted.

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The Bottom Line

ROASTED TO DEATH / 10

Super Rugby circles the game, NPC pockets profits, and sponsors chew us up like stale coffee while pooches, the beehive clowns keep it munted.

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Super Rugby circles the game, NPC pockets profits, and sponsors chew us up like stale coffee while pooches, the beehive clowns keep it munted. ROASTED TO DEATH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/nz-rugby-backs-super-rugby-and-npc-amid #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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