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Farewell Botox, heels and big hair: Is this the end of MAGA women?

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·5 Nov, 12:15 pm
Farewell Botox, heels and big hair: Is this the end of MAGA women? — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

US midterms delivered a Democratic win, sparking speculation about the decline of the MAGA aesthetic.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine trading a functioning brain for a Mar-a-Lago face-lift and a personality transplant from a tabloid. These MAGA muppets are more munted than a sheep in a blender.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE COOKED TRASH / 10

Imagine trading a functioning brain for a Mar-a-Lago face-lift and a personality transplant from a tabloid.

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Imagine trading a functioning brain for a Mar-a-Lago face-lift and a personality transplant from a tabloid. ABSOLUTE COOKED TRASH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/farewell-botox-heels-and-big-hair-is-this #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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