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Workers strike across France, hundreds of thousands expected to protest

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·5 Nov, 12:21 pm
Workers strike across France, hundreds of thousands expected to protest — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Hundreds of thousands of French workers are striking nationwide to demand higher wages and economic reforms.

The UNHINGED Take

The French are back at their national hobby of setting things on fire because they can't afford their baguettes. Absolute muppets think burning their own streets will magically print more cash.

🎬 LIVE DESK REACTION // BURNING FRENCH STREETGIF
Reaction GIF for Workers strike across France, hundreds of thousands expected to protest

The Bottom Line

PROFESSIONAL RIOTER HOBBY / 10

The French are back at their national hobby of setting things on fire because they can't afford their baguettes.

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The French are back at their national hobby of setting things on fire because they can't afford their baguettes. PROFESSIONAL RIOTER HOBBY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/workers-strike-across-france-hundreds-of-thousands-expected #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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