The Straight Version
Multiple electorates remain neck-and-neck as official counts show margins of fewer than 500 votes.
The UNHINGED Take
Watching these Beehive muppets sweat over a handful of scraps is glorious. The country is completely munted, but sure, keep counting these meaningless ballots like it changes the stench of failure.
🎬 LIVE DESK REACTION // CLOWN CAR CRASHGIF
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10
Watching these Beehive muppets sweat over a handful of scraps is glorious.
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
Watching these Beehive muppets sweat over a handful of scraps is glorious. ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/fewer-than-500-votes-in-it-the-electorates #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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