The Straight Version
The Opportunity Party founder suggested the newcomers should remain neutral in coalition negotiations instead of choosing a bloc.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine trying to play kingmaker while being absolutely irrelevant. These muppets are so desperate to be special they would rather watch the Beehive burn from the sidelines than actually do their jobs.

The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE POLITICAL IRRELEVANCE / 10
Imagine trying to play kingmaker while being absolutely irrelevant.
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Imagine trying to play kingmaker while being absolutely irrelevant. ABSOLUTE POLITICAL IRRELEVANCE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/opportunity-founder-says-party-should-go-with-neither #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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