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Fiji PM Rabuka delays vote on Constitution Bill after mounting pressure

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: RNZ Pacific·2 Nov, 01:49 am
Fiji PM Rabuka delays vote on Constitution Bill after mounting pressure — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Prime Minister Sitiveni Rabuka has given in to public pressure and made a complete U-turn from his position on tabling the controversial Constitution (Amendment) Bill 2026 this week.

The UNHINGED Take

"Fiji PM Rabuka delays vote on Constitution Bill after mounting pressure" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Fiji PM Rabuka delays vote on Constitution Bill after mounting pressure" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Fiji PM Rabuka delays vote on Constitution Bill after mounting pressure" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/fiji-pm-rabuka-delays-vote-on-constitution-bill #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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