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Rugby League World Cup fan celebrations lead to 9 arrests in South Auckland

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Stuff·2 Nov, 01:59 am
Rugby League World Cup fan celebrations lead to 9 arrests in South Auckland — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

South Auckland fans crash roads, 9 arrested after Rugby League World Cup revelry.

The UNHINGED Take

Fourteen truckloads of raucous ruckus turned the streets into a sadistic Sker pit; the police were all thumbs, stacking justice like pile‑up loot.

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Fourteen truckloads of raucous ruckus turned the streets into a sadistic Sker pit; the police were all thumbs, stacking justice like pile‑up loot.

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Fourteen truckloads of raucous ruckus turned the streets into a sadistic Sker pit; the police were all thumbs, stacking justice like pile‑up loot. BULLSHIT BREADCRUMBS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/rugby-league-world-cup-fan-celebrations-lead-to #NZElection2026 #Unh

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