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Fires, rubbish and roaming dogs plague Gulf Harbour Country Club's fairways

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Radio NZ·2 Nov, 01:52 am
Fires, rubbish and roaming dogs plague Gulf Harbour Country Club's fairways — New Zealand
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In its heyday, the golf course was played on by Lydia Ko and hosted the World Cup of Golf and two New Zealand Opens.

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Fires, rubbish and roaming dogs plague Gulf Harbour Country Clubs fairways: "Fires, rubbish and roaming dogs plague Gulf Harbour Country Clubs fairways". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Fires, rubbish and roaming dogs plague Gulf Harbour Country Clubs fairways: "Fires, rubbish and roaming dogs plague Gulf Harbour Country Clubs fairways".

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Fires, rubbish and roaming dogs plague Gulf Harbour Country Clubs fairways: "Fires, rubbish and roaming dogs plague Gulf Harbour Country Clubs fairways". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/fires-rubbish-an

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