The Straight Version
A cellar door with a driving range. That’s the concept behind a multimillion-dollar golf and hospitality development planned for Marlborough wine country.
The UNHINGED Take
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Golf: "Golf-mad fifth-generation farmers and grape-growers tee up multimillion-dollar venture". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Golf: "Golf-mad fifth-generation farmers and grape-growers tee up multimillion-dollar venture".
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Golf: "Golf-mad fifth-generation farmers and grape-growers tee up multimillion-dollar venture". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/golf-mad-fifth-generation-farmers-and-grape-growers #NZElection2026 #Unhin
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