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Gotta catch 'em all: Police seize Pokemon cards in gang bust

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Radio NZ·29 Oct, 08:56 am
Gotta catch 'em all: Police seize Pokemon cards in gang bust — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Police seized a loaded firearm, cash, vehicles, meth, and Pokemon cards during a recent gang raid.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine being a hardman dealer packing heat only to get busted for your Charizard collection. You absolute munted muppet, go trade your stash for a real personality instead of a holographic hobby.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTELY COOKED / 10

Imagine being a hardman dealer packing heat only to get busted for your Charizard collection.

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Imagine being a hardman dealer packing heat only to get busted for your Charizard collection. ABSOLUTELY COOKED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/gotta-catch-em-all-police-seize-pokemon-cards #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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