The Straight Version
Wellington councillors are considering free weekend parking to boost local business activity during the festive season.
The UNHINGED Take
The Beehive muppets think giving away parking is a fix for a city that is already completely munted. It is like putting a band-aid on a corpse to save the economy.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10
The Beehive muppets think giving away parking is a fix for a city that is already completely munted.
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The Beehive muppets think giving away parking is a fix for a city that is already completely munted. ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/wellington-councillors-mull-free-weekend-parking-over-festive #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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