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'Hopefully we make history': El-Sayed fires up Michigan Democrats on eve of crucial US Senate race

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·3 Nov, 10:53 am
'Hopefully we make history': El-Sayed fires up Michigan Democrats on eve of crucial US Senate race — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Abdul El-Sayed held a final rally in Detroit to push his free healthcare platform for the US Senate.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine promising free healthcare in a country where the bill for a band-aid costs your house. This absolute muppet is peddling fairy tales to the desperate while the system burns.

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COMPLETE DELUSION / 10

Imagine promising free healthcare in a country where the bill for a band-aid costs your house.

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Imagine promising free healthcare in a country where the bill for a band-aid costs your house. COMPLETE DELUSION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/hopefully-we-make-history-el-sayed-fires-up #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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