The Straight Version
399,000 votes may strip Luxon of his majority when counting finishes.
The UNHINGED Take
Luxon’s tidy majority is about to get a full 399k shreds—votes slip like a muppet tea‑time. 27 November’s count will turn him into a one‑hole slime on the Beehive bar.
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The Bottom Line
SHREDDED POT / 10
Luxon’s tidy majority is about to get a full 399k shreds—votes slip like a muppet tea‑time.
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