The Straight Version
Downpours up to 40mm per hour are expected in parts of the upper North Island, MetService says.
The UNHINGED Take
"Severe thunderstorm warnings, watches for upper North Island" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
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The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Severe thunderstorm warnings, watches for upper North Island" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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"Severe thunderstorm warnings, watches for upper North Island" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/severe-thunderstorm-warnings-watches-for-upper-north-island #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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