The Straight Version
Glenn Phillips smashed a century to lead the Black Caps to their highest T20I total against India.
The UNHINGED Take
Eden Park is finally good for something other than hosting overpriced booze-ups for muppets. India got absolutely munted while our boys actually remembered how to hold a bat for once.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE FEVER DREAM / 10
Eden Park is finally good for something other than hosting overpriced booze-ups for muppets.
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