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Who pays for a $2b riot? Europe looks past rioters to their parents and the apps in their pockets

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Stuff·30 Oct, 09:34 am
Who pays for a $2b riot? Europe looks past rioters to their parents and the apps in their pockets — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

France plans to fine parents up to $20,000 for damages caused by their rioting children.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine raising a feral muppet just to have the state garnish your wages because your little gremlin decided to torch a parked car. Absolute parenting failure met with state-sanctioned bankruptcy.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED PARENTING DISASTER / 10

Imagine raising a feral muppet just to have the state garnish your wages because your little gremlin decided to torch a parked car.

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Imagine raising a feral muppet just to have the state garnish your wages because your little gremlin decided to torch a parked car. CERTIFIED PARENTING DISASTER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/who-pays-for-a-2b-riot-europe-looks #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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