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Iran security chief says US letter signals ‘positive’ shift

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·1 Nov, 08:14 am
Iran security chief says US letter signals ‘positive’ shift — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

JD Vance sent a letter to Iran's security chief attempting to restart diplomatic negotiations.

The UNHINGED Take

Vance is trying to play global diplomat while his own party is a smoking crater of munted ideas. Imagine thinking a pen pal relationship with Tehran fixes this absolute circus.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL DIPLOMATIC TRAINWRECK / 10

Vance is trying to play global diplomat while his own party is a smoking crater of munted ideas.

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Vance is trying to play global diplomat while his own party is a smoking crater of munted ideas. COLOSSAL DIPLOMATIC TRAINWRECK / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/iran-security-chief-says-us-letter-signals-positive #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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