The Straight Version
Donald Trump attended a Halloween party dressed as himself and claimed no urgency regarding potential strikes on Iran.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being so pathologically cooked you need a costume to remind yourself you exist while threatening global war like a bored toddler playing with plastic army men.

The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL EGO MELTDOWN / 10
Imagine being so pathologically cooked you need a costume to remind yourself you exist while threatening global war like a bored toddler playing with plastic army men.
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Imagine being so pathologically cooked you need a costume to remind yourself you exist while threatening global war like a bored toddler playing with plastic army men. COLOSSAL EGO MELTDOWN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/trump-at-halloween-party-as-himself-says-hes #
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