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Trump at Halloween party ‘as himself’ says he’s ‘in no hurry’ with Iran

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·1 Nov, 08:24 am
Trump at Halloween party ‘as himself’ says he’s ‘in no hurry’ with Iran — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Donald Trump attended a Halloween party dressed as himself and claimed no urgency regarding potential strikes on Iran.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine being so pathologically cooked you need a costume to remind yourself you exist while threatening global war like a bored toddler playing with plastic army men.

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COLOSSAL EGO MELTDOWN / 10

Imagine being so pathologically cooked you need a costume to remind yourself you exist while threatening global war like a bored toddler playing with plastic army men.

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Imagine being so pathologically cooked you need a costume to remind yourself you exist while threatening global war like a bored toddler playing with plastic army men. COLOSSAL EGO MELTDOWN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/trump-at-halloween-party-as-himself-says-hes #

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