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‘It’d be enormous’: All Blacks could play for Aussie clubs under Super Rugby shake-up

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Stuff Sport·30 Oct, 09:00 pm
‘It’d be enormous’: All Blacks could play for Aussie clubs under Super Rugby shake-up — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

All Blacks may play for Australian clubs under new open-border rules.

The UNHINGED Take

NZ Rugby's grand idea: hand Aussie clubs a cheeky slice of Kiwi blood while the All Blacks stay free‑roaming propaganda. Rent‑e‑play, mate.

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NZ Rugby's grand idea: hand Aussie clubs a cheeky slice of Kiwi blood while the All Blacks stay free‑roaming propaganda.

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NZ Rugby's grand idea: hand Aussie clubs a cheeky slice of Kiwi blood while the All Blacks stay free‑roaming propaganda. REAPING CRACKS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/itd-be-enormous-all-blacks-could-play-for #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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