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Meth dealer's 10-year sentence blow to drug trade: police

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Radio NZ·30 Oct, 09:16 pm
Meth dealer's 10-year sentence blow to drug trade: police — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Reuben Flutey, 34, got a 10‑year, five‑month sentence for meth import, supply and organised crime.

The UNHINGED Take

10‑year gutter‑box for Flutey, the meth‑munching muppet who thought he could cook, but the courts sealed his dreams.

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SICK AS A ROOT / 10

10‑year gutter‑box for Flutey, the meth‑munching muppet who thought he could cook, but the courts sealed his dreams.

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