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Job hopes for Ruapehu as former mill site draws bio-fuel and data proposals

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Stuff·29 Oct, 02:10 am
Job hopes for Ruapehu as former mill site draws bio-fuel and data proposals — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Ruapehu's former Karioi mill site is eyed for bio‑fuel and data jobs by Mayor Weston Kirton.

The UNHINGED Take

Kirton flexes bio‑fuel swagger, but the Karioi ruins are a circus of empty promises. Beehive clowns think this is progress, but it’s just a smoke‑screen keeping the tax‑payers' wallets thin.

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Kirton flexes bio‑fuel swagger, but the Karioi ruins are a circus of empty promises.

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