The Straight Version
Ruapehu's former Karioi mill site is eyed for bio‑fuel and data jobs by Mayor Weston Kirton.
The UNHINGED Take
Kirton flexes bio‑fuel swagger, but the Karioi ruins are a circus of empty promises. Beehive clowns think this is progress, but it’s just a smoke‑screen keeping the tax‑payers' wallets thin.

The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Kirton flexes bio‑fuel swagger, but the Karioi ruins are a circus of empty promises.
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