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Kiwis running rampant against Fiji Bati on the Gold Coast

🇳🇿 New Zealand·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Stuff Sport·31 Oct, 04:45 am
Kiwis running rampant against Fiji Bati on the Gold Coast — New Zealand
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The Straight Version

Kiwi rugby squad crumble to Fiji Bati on Gold Coast, losing semifinal spot.

The UNHINGED Take

"Kiwis running rampant against Fiji Bati on the Gold Coast" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

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"Kiwis running rampant against Fiji Bati on the Gold Coast" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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