The Straight Version
See how Brendan Larsen got this image of Taranaki Maunga and the satellites moving across the night sky.
The UNHINGED Take
"Watch: How a Kiwi captured images of hundreds of satellites in the night sky" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Watch: How a Kiwi captured images of hundreds of satellites in the night sky" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
"Watch: How a Kiwi captured images of hundreds of satellites in the night sky" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/nz/watch-how-a-kiwi-captured-images-of-hundreds #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
That cursed thumbnail up top? Spat out by HyperVision AI in about 4 seconds. Go make your own monstrosity — ruin someone's feed today. 🔥